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I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura lost parrot (PHOTO, VIDEO) - Post Chronicle

They were at a loss for clues after they found the parrot. Until, that is, the bird began to talk – and told everyone its name and address. He wouldn't talk with the cops, but began chatting after a few days with a veterinarian. "I'm Mr.

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Parrot is no birdbrain - Houston Chronicle

Dr. Irene M. Pepperberg of the Alex Foundation will be one of the speakers at the annual event that raises money for rescue birds. Her talk, “In Search of King Solomon's Ring: Studies With Alex, a Gray Parrot,” will be at 1 p.m. Saturday. See the ...

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Peg McEntee: Rocky to the rescue - Salt Lake Tribune

Rocky Anderson left the Salt Lake mayor's office two years ago and founded High Road for Human Rights, a non-profit. A few years ago, I resolved to spend a full day with Rocky Anderson for a news profile I was writing. We started at 6 a.m. at his gym ...

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Celebrity zoologists comes to Gloucestershire - This is Gloucestershire

Celebrity zoologist Mark Carwardine will be giving a talk at the WWT’s Slimbridge Wetland Centre. Mark co-presented the six part BBC TV series Last Chance to See with comedian, actor and QI gameshow host Stephen Fry. It followed the unlikely duo ...

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Great’ is in eye of beholder - Nashua Telegraph

Actress Luise Rainer celebrated her 100th birthday recently. The only mention of it in the local newspaper was a listing in the daily feature called The Almanac. Do you remember Luise Rainer? I do. She was a beautiful German actress who was the first ...

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A new (old) game: Our faked anger — The reasons why outrage works ... - Anniston Star

During the 2008 presidential race, Barack Obama's campaign perfected a brilliant technique for gaining the upper hand in the short-term news cycle — feigned outrage. In the Democratic primaries, Obama's team would alight on an ill-phrased but ...

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BBC Blog Network - BBC

So no need to parrot scaremongering fantasies. Not to mention the UAE and other places where non-Muslims attend beaches half-naked, etc. Secondly, and most importantly, it is ridiculous to measure the rights of Muslims who are citizens in a European ...

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"Paulie wants a 'cracker": What's next for 'The Magic Man'? - Examiner

Chicago, Ill.- Paulie wants a cracker- a firecracker named " Dinamita " to be specific. After his impressive victory over Juan "Baby Bull" Diaz last night in Chicago, like a pirate's parrot, Paulie Malignaggi was off on his beak calling out the big ...

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National Teacher of the Year tells what he overheard as a fly on the ... - Democratic Underground.com

...thanks to a few mil levies that passed and an amazing donation from a wealthy couple for just such things. I've been observing since the first round of grant funding came through a few years ago. To their credit, the couple that donated the big ...

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English classes for immigrants aren't old school - Toronto Star

With the click of a mouse, Lilla Gyotar can simulate buying a TTC ticket and visiting a job centre. If she stumbles on a new English word, an animated parrot will pop up on the computer screen and teach her how to pronounce it. "The online program is ...

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Einstein the Parrot talks and squawks | Video on TED.com

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YouTube - Douglas Adams: Parrots the Universe and Everything

Douglas Adams in a humorous video regarding his journey for the collection of data on (almost) extinct animals more

How to Teach a Bird to Talk | eHow.com

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Perl 6 Compiler Status and the Parrot Compiler Toolkit

Slides from Patrick Michaud's YAPC NA talk. more

Pico the Parrot Speaks His Mind

Pico speaks his mind. Kristen mimics. more

YouTube - Alex The Talking Parrot

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International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Arrghh it's talk like a pirate day...På ære, på ære, på hestepære orrkkk! more

StumbleVideo - enstein- the -bird

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Parrot uses 950 words to converse with people - Boing Boing

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Perl 6 Compiler Status and the Parrot Compiler Toolkit

Slides from Patrick Michaud's YAPC NA talk. more

Parrot Talk Answers



Open Question: African Grey Parrot Behavioural problems?

Okay, we bought an agp, he is around 7-10 years old. We've had him for about 2 months now. But, we have noticed he has some awful behavioural problems? One, he paces back and fourth on one of his perches, then runs towards the bars and snaps at it very aggressively, whenever offering him food he bites and pulls whoever feeding him's finger towards the cage, even if we make no reaction and ignore him afterwards he continues to do so, so we have stopped hand feeding him, whenever you go near the cage he attacks the front of the cage, and bites our clothes/hands. Yet, when we talk to him he is happy to talk back we have taught him a few words, and he always says thank you when given food, but is very aggressive. He also hates having new things in his cage, he cowars and will not touch them. He has plenty of toys and food and water in the cage for him at all times, so he is not bored, and when we offer him to come out he backs into the corner, I don't think he had any toys, or much interacction with the owners before, but not sure... Wy is he doing this? what could this be? and what could we do to calm him, and break his bad habbits?  more

Resolved Question: How do parrots talk...?

They have no lips and look nothing like people, so how do they speak so clearly?  more

Resolved Question: im thinking about getting a parrot?

I am thinking about getting a parrot, but i am asking any experienced people if they are hard work and if they need a lot of cleaning out in their cage?Or if they make a lot of noise?But i have heard that they can be great fun, by talking to you and other tricks.Can you help me out and tell me if they can be fun?Are they noisy?Do they need a lot of cleaning?And anything else they need?Thank you xx  more

Resolved Question: i dont have a pet and i want one?

well i dont have a pet and im only allowed certain pets like im not allowed a cat or a dog im allowed a bird i want a budgie because they talk but a parrot would be better but their big and expensive and i dont like rats and mices ive got phobia and i dont like guneia pigs i want a rabbit but i heard they bite hard and im scared of every single animal but i would like some company im only 12 and i want a small animal (not hamster im very pickish loolz x ) cheap and doesnt bite and doesnt need much training but ovb small x =] x  more

Resolved Question: Talking quaker (monk) parrots?

Ive been reading that they're in the top 5 and I was wondering what your experience with them has been, how long until they pick up words? How do you teach them? I heard that you can you audio tapes.. why is that? lol sorry about all the questions I'm hand raising a blue girl (We got her DNA sexed) and shes about 5 weeks old thanks for your time!  more

Resolved Question: Parrot talking 1 - 10?

Put these in a list from best to worst talkers and intelligence (from own experience? ) 1.cockatiel 2.budgie 3.African grey 4.amazon 5.quaker parrot 6.eclectus parrot 7.cockatoo 8.lorikeets 9.Indian ring neck 10. conures Thanks so much :) I just want to hear other peoples experiences with any of these parrots :P  more

Resolved Question: What kind of parrot should I buy I have been doing alot of research I was thinking of a African Grey?

I wanted a parrot that can talk and doesn't scream.  more

Resolved Question: what do you guys think of this ?

my friends mam has been a widow for 14 years and she said to my friend will you buy me a dog not real a stuffed toy for me for christmas as it will be company for me ? my friend is worried encase her mind is going she seems fine but her memory is bad she is 78 what is your opinion she has even bought a talking Parrot toy one but took it back to the shop what do you guys think ? she has a good daughter my friend is very close to her but worried we have offered to buy her a white scottie loads of times but she says no i dont want to be tied down with dogs and we spend loads of time with her  more

Resolved Question: Are parrots stupid? I know one that speaks good English but he doesn’t make any sense or answer questions?

There is a parrot in a pet shop near my school and he has a sign that says South American parrot and he speaks good English but when I asked him what it is like in South America, he did not answer properly but just talked nonsense. Are parrots stupid or is it just this one?  more

Resolved Question: heres a funny for you.....?

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying .... that phrase ... in no time." Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"  more

Resolved Question: If you were given a talking parrot as a gift what phrase or phrases would you teach it?

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Resolved Question: Why do cats get more "talkative" as they get older?

Before people get snooty I know they don't talk, Mine have been good at hunting but generally dumb when it comes to reading and writing. However, cats certainly seem to make more squawks and meows as they grow older. Are they copying us in the same way that a parrot does? I.e. are they hearing us talk and simply trying to mimic the sound?  more

Resolved Question: A quick 'little' joke to lift your spirits ?

The Parrot With No Legs A man suspected that his wife was cheating on him, but he could not find time to prove it since they worked opposite shifts. He soon came up with the idea to get a talking Parrot and hide it in the closet of the bedroom while he was gone. He went to the local pet store and the clerk said we only have one Parrot that can talk real good, but he is sort of handicapped. The husband asked, "what's wrong with him?" The clerk then told the man that the bird was born with no legs, so he holds himself up on the Perch by wrapping his long dick around it. The man agreed to buy the Parrot anyway. Once the man arrived home, he put the Parrot in the bedroom closet and instructed the Parrot on what to do. Leaving the closet door partially open for the Parrot to see the bedroom, the man then left for work. Arriving home the next morning the man noticed his wife had already left for work. He quickely went inside and began asking the Parrot, "what have you seen?" The Parrot replied "You are right, your wife is cheating on you!" "Go on", said the man. "About a half an hour after you left, your wife came into the bedroom with another man! " said the Parrot. "Go on", said the man. "Then they took off all of their clothes and got onto the bed!" "Go on,"said the man. "Then that guy started kissing your wife and sucking on her t!ts!" said the Parrot. "Then what happend?",asked the man. "Then that guy put his head between her legs and started licking her puss!", said the Parrot. "Then what?" ,asked the man. "I dont know", said the Parrot, "my d!ck got hard and I fell off the Perch!!"  more

Resolved Question: how to teach your parrot talk?

l have a budgie is it possible to teach her to talk? will the take recorded with the same word playing over and over help?any advice?  more

Resolved Question: my 9yr old african grey parrot, has developed periods of weezing, followerd by watered poo.?

followed by very watery wee/poo.And shaking,tail twitching - trying to poo. Still whilstles and talks, but not right? no change in diet, seed/fresh vege/fruit. very entetained. no reason  more

Resolved Question: My parrot has stopped talking and his feathers have fallen out. Should I baste him now or turn down the oven?

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Resolved Question: where can i find this dvd?

napoleon. think its called that ive got it on video but i want it on dvd. its about a golden retriever puppy that goes on an adventure, he meets an evil cat that tries to kill him and a talking parrot, and the puppy talks. its a real puppy http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000056H2B.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg its that ive tried play and amazon, but they dont have it the best stage manager ever: thanks for the link, but im in the UK  more

Resolved Question: Why does the parrot act like this?

I know a parrot called Barney.He belongs to the pet shop. He loves my attention i can stroke his head,feed him, even get him to say half my name. he sais "hello,hello zo (zoe), bye, so he is really, really nice to me. I always talk to him in a soft tone. Then mum or a shop keeper goes to do the same thing and he goes to bite them (even the owner that has known him for ages gets bitten) Why does he seem to only like me?  more

Resolved Question: hi my parrot wont talk he's a kakerika?

he active and eating and alot of stuff . he's tryes to talk but he carent ?  more

Resolved Question: Do parrots make good pets?

ok i kind of want some form of parrot as apet but i need to know about them... 1. do they make good pets 2. please name and recommend different types 3. would they be ok on thier own for alot of the day? 4. are they friendly, what breed is the friendliest? 5. which breeds talk the best!! please all info on feeding and tempremants etc!!!! :)  more

Resolved Question: How to make friends with a parrot? Help?!?

My neighbour has left his parrot with us until Thursday and it's very homesick. I want to know how I can make friends with him. I feed him and clean his cage regularly but he still doesn't seem to like me! I talk to him gently etc... Any suggestions!  more

Resolved Question: parrot help, choosing a small breed that talks and interacts?

Hi, I'm really interested in buying a parrot of some sort, but I'm not sure what i could go for. I don't want a little cockatiel or anything near that small, I'd like something the size of maybe a 'jenday conure' or bigger. I'm not sure how expensive these sizes are, but I can spend more than £150 on the bird, so I can't have the exciting ones like an african grey :( I'd like one that speaks and/or dances, that'd be really sweet. it'll have to be a quieter parrot, not a screaming one, because i have to keep it in my bedroom. i'd like to let it out of its cage and stuff, thats why I'd rather go for a larger bird.... Any info please! Sorry if I'm reaching for the stars here! X thanks for the advice, i'll definately be going for a small bird or something seeing as its my first time. i think i was being a bit adventurous!  more

Resolved Question: Speech Delay in 24 month old?

My ds has just had his 2nd birthday & is finally starting to talk a little. I've been worried for a long time and he is on the waiting list to see speech therapist. He says quite a few words now spontaneously rather than just parroting, though he is generally just saying the start of words eg bor for ball etc bo for boat. He still prefers to babble and point. How quickly did your child progress with speech once they started?  more

Resolved Question: Never talk to the parrot......?

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!" Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts. As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!" To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"  more

Resolved Question: teach an old bird new tricks?(pics if u would like a peek)?

hello, we have a parrot (george) and a cockatiel (sid). george is an orange winged amazon, we have had him for bout 18 years and the cockatiel around 19 years. sid says a few things but nothing new since we had the parrot, and george can muster 'hello' although its really just a grunt witha change of pitch lol. do u think its possible to teach an old parrot new tricks? i.e how to talk? he is very clever, we know he was not hand reared and he was an adult when we had him, although he does have a toe missing so whether he was caught illegally we dont know. hes very trusting of my mom and i (me only since last year after he got his foot caught and i got it out, hes adored me ever since) but he hates every1 else xxx thanks all xx heres some pics if u would like a peek) http://www.flickr.com/photos/32156005@N07/sets/72157621034701250/  more

Resolved Question: will he stop talking?

i have an african grey parrot and he is a really good talker so does my grandad. His house is going to get refurnished. If his parrot came to ours would it interfer with either of their talking? :) xxx  more

Resolved Question: If you prey hard enough?

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots that used to live in a house of ill repute, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered  more

Voting Question: what parrots can talk?

i wanna buy a parrot and cage and that what is the best parrot/bird to get for it to talk and how much would it all cost and where would i get it in the uk?  more

Resolved Question: Can these parrots talk or not?

I have recently bought a Parrot which i was told was a green alexandrian and have just found out it is actually a Kakariki. Can these birds talk? I was told it could say hello ut i have never heard it talk  more

Resolved Question: How would you respond to a child...?

(5 years old) being put on the phone to talk to you because the adult refuses to speak to you direct (my bf ex gf). It would be rude to hang up but when I tell her to put the adult on she continues to repeat parrot fashion that she wants to speak to her dad so that her mum can talk to him. My bf and I do not live together - so her mother should not be calling my phone to speak to him anyway.  more

Resolved Question: Another "Oldie but Goodie" don't you think?

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem... I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying ... that phrase .... in no time." Thank you," the woman responded,"this may very well be the solution." The next day,she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,the female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put the beads away, Frank.. Our prayers have been answered!"  more

Resolved Question: My parrot does not talk, what should i do?? plz help?

I bought my parrot on sunday and he hasnt made any noise. I thought he'd be fun and copy everything I say but i dont think he can hear me. Is there something wrong what should i do? I think he might be deaf or something  more

Resolved Question: riddleeee ...... ??????? ?

Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?  more

Resolved Question: What about these girls funny or true?

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her. Pity her. How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself. Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house. Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl. Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said '18-40 lbs'. Why do men come home drunk and leave their clothes on the floor? Because they are in them. Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much. What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room. What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack. How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it. What is a "successful hunting trip" ? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot? One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet. What does a man call true love? An er*ction. Why is a man like a moped? They're both fun to ride until your friends see you with one. What's the difference between a man and a parrot? You can teach a parrot to talk nicely. What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out. What's the most effective birth control device for men. Their manners. What's a dumb man's martini? An olive in a glass of beer.  more

Resolved Question: how much could you sell a leadbeaters cockatoo for?

i have a weaned lead beaters cockatoo. It is tame and talking and it comes with a Hacienda Dome Top Parrot Cage(Width of Cage - 91cm). How much can i sell a leadbeaters cockatoo for with the cage and toys  more

Resolved Question: Good clean and funny?

A nun approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, and they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the nun responded. The next day the nun brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The nun puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"  more

Resolved Question: The dog and the parrot?

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"  more

Resolved Question: would you do please as many suggestions as possible?

I have a house mate who has been with me for about 3 months at 1st all was good, the last 6 weeks things have changed and i dont know what to do so any help or advice would be appreciated. I got a lodger as im wanting to move house and the extra money would be useful had 2 very good references from this housemate so accepted him. For the last 6 weeks he has been so drunk every day (he doesnt work) by the time i get home at 3 the house smells of alcohol and hes usually in bed (after hes obviously drank between 4 - 8 cans of lager), whaen he wakes up usually around 6ish he goes straight on to the red wine by the 2nd bottle hes usually very drunk, slurring his words struggling to stand and cant hold a conversation. Its really bothering me - dont get me wrong im not tetotal i do like a drink but not every night and the smell of constant stale alcohol is really getting to me, ive got up in the morning to find glasses broken red wine onder the sofa etc etc. Do i have a right to bring up his drinking and ask him to calm down as its my house - obviously he is paying me for the rent but hes on a contract for 12 months i accepted him through what seemed good reliable references and now dread coming home and dread the conversations that he tries to hold later on at night. Hes very nearly let my parrot out of the door cause he forgot to close it. This is not how i expected a housemate to be he never cleans talk on the phone and get pi**ed. Do i have aright to ask him to leave even though hes on a contract cause my home doesnt feel like my home anymore  more

Resolved Question: Have you heard the one about the catholic parrots?

Catholic parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying . . That phrase . . In no time.' 'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.' The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' There was stunned silence. Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot And exclaimed, 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!' Across the Sea ; great one thanks,,lolol  more

Resolved Question: Wish upon A Falling Star ?

What would you wish for ? I would wish . . . A year supply of fuel Or A Talking Parrot Whats yours?  more

Resolved Question: don't you just love jokes?

ginger girl goes to docs with a rash on her fanny doc say how many time do you have sex girl replies once or twice a year doc says that's not a rash that's rust ----------------------------------------- A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.” Startled he looks around the room but there doesn’t seem to be anyone there, so he carries on stashing the valuables into his bag. Then he hears the voice again: “Jesus is watching you.” He looks around the room again, only this time more thoroughly, and he spies a parrot in a cage. He walks over to the cage and says: “My, my, a talking parrot. Are you Jesus then?” “No” replies the bird, “I’m Moses.” The thief is most amused: “What sort of people would call their parrot Moses?” he asks, barely suppressing a laugh. “The same people that call a Rottweiler Jesus!” replies the parrot. -------------------------------------------------- A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her. "I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it is." "OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?" "I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!" "Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."  more

Resolved Question: hyacinth macaw?????????????

i have trained lots of macaws, cockatoos, and other parrots to talk but i am wondering if a Hyacinth macaw will be able to talk just like the others  more

Resolved Question: help WHATS THIS SONG CALLED of britains got talent?

it comes on straight after the advert when ant and dec r talking about piers voice and the woman with the parrot comes on it sounds a bit cheesy but I like it haha whats it called? x  more

Resolved Question: What is Challenge Pissing?

I heard the phrase 'challenge pissing' from my cousin. She was talking to my poor parrot, but I don't think Jenny understood luckily. It sounds rude, but I don't know and because of this I don't want to ask my parents. Is it rude? What does it mean? I hope it doesn't mean.... EWWWWWWW.  more

Resolved Question: why is my african grey parrot doing some voices that are almost as our voice but not talking?

every day when i put him outside of the house he starts making voices what should i do to make him start saying words and sentences?  more

Resolved Question: What is the quickest way to train a parrot to talk?(We don't know what happened in the past we got it preowned?

We have tried everything to get jojo to talk but she is very shy but we have had her for a year.  more

Resolved Question: Do you think that my cockatoo (parrot) could be on britians got talent next year?

This is only a dream but I was just wondering? Because my umbrella cockatoo can talk to you. Thankyou for your answers :) But just remember that this isn't serious question its just a thought In the video he sez "Hello there" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ9eKCErsJE  more

Resolved Question: How do you look after an Amazon Parrot?

My husband surprised my by buying me an amazon parrot. Does anyone know how to care for it - please include, food, cleaning, likes, and dislikes and toys. How to teach it to talk. When should you allow it out of the cage etc.  more

Resolved Question: rescue parrot in need of advice?

i have new rescue parrot wich does not talk whistle or even make a noise ,he was rescued after being kept in in a small cage with no toys for 20 years of his life,when i talk to him he opens his mouth but nothing comes out ,are there any vets online that could offer some advice i have kept parrots for years and foster but this is a new one on me has anyone else ever had this happen with a bird ,i feel so sorry for him ,yet i dont seem to be able to get him to make a noise ,i dont expect him to talk as some parrots simply dont talk,but not to make any noises is rather strange any help would be greatfuly excepted thanks parrot rescuer .  more

Resolved Question: When Parrots are talking is it possible that they are channeling the dead?

I saw a parrot in a convenience store which said "spin to win, spin to win" which is something only my father ever said when he was alive. Surely it can't be a coincidence.  more

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